Castle Paradox

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:57 pm Post subject:

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Then God came to him in a dream and asked him if he knew what he was going to do with his new gift.
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject:

But before he could reply, he was startled awake by...

Devi Ant · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:14 am Post subject:

a beardy black bear with a...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:42 am Post subject:

(are you guys sliding back to the old old rules? Oh well, do whatever.)

...hangover, who weilded a shot gun.
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject:

...loaded with anti-immortality shells.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject:

Tom moved his hand slowly towards his concealed...

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

...Glock, but not before the bear was able to...

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:10 pm Post subject:

Finish his porage.
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:57 am Post subject:

Tom then cried himself back to sleep.

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while an alien probed him.
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Valigarmander · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject:

Tom awoke the next morning with a very sore ass and a note pinned to his shirt, reading...

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject:

"If you wish to attain true pleasure go to 23 Warf Street Surfers Paradise."

Valigarmander · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject:

So, he went there and was subsequently gangbanged by a group of rabid gorillas.

Joe Man · Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:02 pm Post subject:

He died. It was a lovely funeral.

Valigarmander · Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject:

That was what everyone else thought, but since he was still immortal, he was stuck slowly scratching his way out of his coffin and through the earth, until he finally rose from his grave 200 years later.