Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:49 pm Post subject: New Neverending Story

(Try and keep it SANE this time. It's pointless to put it in journals, this is a story thread, and it's a story forum. Next they'll be telling us to put any story you might happen to write into your journal. Let's also up the word limit to 7. That might cut down on some of the nonsense. If you make a stupid post, we're gonna ignore it, and hit you over the head with a shovel, capisce?)

Jack woke up and got his gun.

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

(wait, why am i involved in this story?)

Unsure of what the day would bring.
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Andrusi · Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 9 Location: There...

He decided to go have some breakfast.
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Joe Man · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject:

A light breakfast and a shower. Or perhaps a bloodbath would suit him more,

Tsunamidog · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:44 pm Post subject:

O the way to the Waffle House to eat he discovered a creepy...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

(Ok. We can keep it sane, I guess. But lets still limit the words per post to 6 or 7 words or less. That was a good idea)

Stone statuette, which seemed to follow him
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Raekuul · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:56 am Post subject:

(Articles still don't count?)

while creating a bizzare noise sounding like
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject:

(Articles have always counted. 7 words, no more. No exceptions. If someone goes over, respond to the first 7 words as though they said no more.)

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject:

A low pitched drone. The sound
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Joe Man · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject:

(alright, but I just had to say as much as I did. It was too good to pass up)

emphasized the sillyness of the figurine, being

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:22 pm Post subject:

shaped like a fat woman. Jack was
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:07 am Post subject:

slightly concerned, but it didn't stop him

Andrusi · Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 9 Location: There...

from declaring he was not a bunny.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:01 pm Post subject:

But still, a voice inside his head insisted
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject:

"HIT THE ROAD JACK, AND DON'T YOU"