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The Wobbler




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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In China, the age of consent is 14. These are Asian girls that I'm talking about here.

Plus, there's no minimum drinking age.
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, happy birthday. If you come visit me, I'll let you meet the writer of a certain song thatis played at the Atlanta Braves' stadium... Tomahawk Chop, I think it's called.
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta root for the home team, man, go Cleveland. Might head down to Parma for some pizza after the game, but I don't know. You oughta come up here, we could even see the Browns.

And I don't know about 13 year old orientals. I'm kind of fond of my american round-eye pink steak, and I really don't wanna go to Red China.
Thanks for the site, PHC, it's...intriguing. I never knew all the blowjobs I've received were illegal.
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gizmog1 wrote:
I never knew all the blowjobs I've received were illegal.


Like that would stop you.

Anyway, Canada ain't good with the lower age limit thingy. Nineteen's the drinking and smoking age.

I think in Venuzuala there's no drinkin' age.
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drinkin' not good for you though. Ain't no one ever talked about "Sex, BOOZE, and Rock and Roll" gotta stick with the drugs, bro.
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In honor of the fact that Giz and I both got age++, let's sing "Gimme Presents!" one line at a time!

OHHH MY BIRTHDAY'S THREATENIN'
MY VERY AGE TODAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IF I DON'T GET SOME ICE CREAM,
WHOA YEAH, I'M GONNA CRY AWAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CAAAAKE! PRESENTSSSS!
THEY'RE JUST A SHOT AWAY
THEY'RE JUST A SHOT AWAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CAAAAAAKE! PRESENTS!
THEY'RE JUST A SHOT AWAY
THEY'RE JUST A SHOT AWAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOH, SEE THE CANDLES BURNIN'
ON OUR VERY CAKE TODAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WUZZAT? A BIG RED CARPET
CLOWNS, GONNA COME MY WAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CAAAAKE! PRESENTSSSS!
THEY'RE JUST A SHOT AWAY
THEY'RE JUST A SHOT AWAY
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CLOWNNNS! MAGICCC!
IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY
IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY
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