Castle Paradox

Battleblaze · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:01 am Post subject: If anyone cares

It's my birthday just to let you know...I'm 14...whoo Neutral

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Leonhart · Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 383 Location: Philippines

yey
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Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

It's not very respectful to post personal information about your personal life, which very little people will care about. It's just spamming, really. Countdown to topic lock...

MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:26 am Post subject:

Eggie's just being a tard.

Happy birthday, battleblaze.

Aethereal · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:55 am Post subject:

Happy birthday.

(I have no problems with this thread.)
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:07 am Post subject:

Indeed. You are still so young, so you got a lot to look forward to. Happy birthday!

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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:35 am Post subject:

Happy 14th Birthday. Enjoy your adolescence while you still can. Raspberry!

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Tsunamidog · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:32 am Post subject:

happy b-day.....whoopie!!!!
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Jazz_Man · Joined: 02 Sep 2003 Posts: 248 Location: My basement.

Happy birthday. If an old fogie nearing 21 can give you a few bits of advice, it's this.

Women are trouble.

Especially that one girl sitting up the row from you in 4th Period English.

if that girl asks you out, you should say no, but on the off chance you say yes, expect it to last a while, be good, then for her to leave you.

And she'll probably leave you for some bigger guy who's into sports and shit.

This guy, Cullum, is a big dickweed and is only out for sex, but NOOO, this girl you've fallen in love with HARD won't see this and thus, any attempts at friendship with her will make you just bitter and old and screwed up mentally and there's nothing you can do about it.

Then, you'll find yourself sneaking up to her window late at night, hoping to just catch a glimpse of this dear sweet girl you've grown to love a year or so after you've broken up, and then next thing you know, wham, bang, cops right behind you. They'll tell you to stop and put your hands up, but that's just not gonna happen. You'll run through the bushes and cut through the back lawn. only, don't go right, head left, where they don't expect you to go, and they'll lose you in the forest.

When you're in the forest, make a little stick person of this girl and profess to it your love, just for practice. So when the whole thing blows over, you may want to spend a summer in hiding in your little den of love in the forest.

When all is clear, go out, and move on.

My advice is, for the love of god, don't date her college roommate.

Battleblaze · Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:15 pm Post subject:

Too late. Only the sneaking didn't happen becuase she lives in the next town and I don't have I car (but I have a motorcycle...). And Cullum is just taller than me (5"0).

And whatever was left of adolescence CP got rid of with anger,hentai, and violence...
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SunsOfFlame · Joined: 28 Apr 2003 Posts: 139

Funny, anger, hentai and violence seem to be what adolescence is about for me. Only you left out drugs.

Anyway, happy birthday, kid.
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Cardcaptor Stacey · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:06 am Post subject:

Happy Belated Birthday! Big grin

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ChocoSOLDIER · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:14 am Post subject:

Same here. I haven't been on a lot lately as we just moved and the phones aren't up yet...

Anyway, have a good 14th year of life, and keep in mind when it's over that 15 is even better. YOu can get away with anything when you're 15.

Also watch out for girls from other cities. They are prone to cheat on you multiple times, demand sex even though you believe in abstinence before marriage, seek the deed from other guys, complain you don't have a job, break up because the long-distance thing isn't working and then ask you back because she misses you, repeat, and somehow still have you contemplating proposal in a few years.

(Listen to yourself, Andrew. Listen.)

Drat you Sarah Sapiro.

rpgspotKahn · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:22 am Post subject:

You know its cool and all that its your Birthday... but announcing your own birthday??? Thats desperate. Sorry. I dont want to be mean. But hint it to one of the community and just hope they create a "Happy Birthday BattleBlaze!" Post.

*And dont seem so down and seem as if no one cares. Its great that its your birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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