Castle Paradox

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Dr. Weird: "MY BEAUTIFUL RPG!!"

*pause*

Steve: "Uh, Dr. Weird? It..."

Dr. Weird: "WHAT!?"

Steve: "It isn't an RPG...its a Dating Game..."

Dr. Weird: "...."

Steve: "..."

Dr. Weird: "HERE STEVE, HAVE SOME CORN!!!!"

Steve: "Oh heck no...AAAAAHHH!!!"

Dr. Weird: "MWAHAHAHAAA!!"

*cough*

OHR-Date is now available. Get it while its still hot, you nutsos. And read the bloody readme! Don't come whining to me when you can't figure it out. Raspberry!

Oh yeah, feedback is nice.

Add on: I'd rather not have feedback saying how bad my art sucks, because I ALREADY KNOW IT DOES. So, rather, comments on the gameplay itself would be better, considering that is all I really care about. Thanks.
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Ssalamanderr · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:03 pm Post subject:

This is pretty cool, but, um...why does it kick me out of the game when I try to exit the menu?
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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

It shouldn't....there is not a single "game over" script in the entire code. That is, it is impossible to lose. Maybe game.exe is acting up, I know not.
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Squall · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:45 pm Post subject:

*sound of jaw dropping*

TMC · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:57 pm Post subject:

Its not the infamous 0hp game over, is it?

Incredible game Shadowiii. Even though I'm not into dating sims. Looking at it I find it hard to imagine it was made in just 22 days....

...yeah... why you CHEATER!
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Flamer · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 12:15 am Post subject:

if you followed his LiveJournal, you'll know he didn't cheat Raspberry!

good game, graphics are very cartoony (kinda makes you think you're dating a cartoon)
pretty impressive on the script work
i'm gonna play more. Big grin

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Minnek · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:02 am Post subject:

Ssalamanderr, that's a problem caused by not having the newest version of Custom/Game.exe. Go check out http://www.hamsterrepublic.com/ohrrpgce/ and make sure you have the uptodate one. (Paternoster I think this one is.)
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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Actually, it was only done in 360 hours because I didn't think of the concept until the monday after the contest started. Oookay...

But yeah, livejournal is written proof of my innocence (plus I have people who can vouch for me, like Mr. B!) Ha ha ha!

Ugh. I'm never ever writing another text box in like...a year. 200 a day is NOT healthy...I'll get Mr. B to write all my text boxes from now on. Smokin'

Bonus points to whoever can name the three Imagine the Possibilities games the girls are from (one is yet to be released, so you'll NEVER GUESS WHAT JUNE IS FROM HA HA HA) Winner gets ~~the hentai version~~ uh...glory? I dunno. Hint: The lettering on the foot of their beds is a hint. Big grin

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Mr B · Joined: 20 Mar 2003 Posts: 382

My beloved June! *weeps* You...you...BUTCHERED her. I should have known better than to let you use her.

But the damage is done. *sniff* It was nice knowing June... Now I'll just have to...change her name...or something. But she's gone for ever.

So sweet...so fair...so sad...

And now she's a dizzy schoolgirl doof. Pissed off!

Watchout, Shadowiii! I'm chasing you! With...a...chainsaw! Yeah! A ROCKET POWERED chainsaw! Wink

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:46 am Post subject:

So am I correct in assuming that this was a game where we submit our characters for your use on a dating game? I might have missed the announcment before this... Or just forgot and it didn't matter because of internet loss...

Anyway, if there is a sequel I might submit some one. And I mean a Human or Human-like person. Don't worry. I won't submit a Tuman. Big grin

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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Erm, no. Though at one point I was accepting OHR Community members to cameo somewhere, you won't be a main character. As for the girls you date, they are from various Imagine the Possibilites games (yet only one is in an actually released game... Oookay...

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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject:

Yea, I think i missed that one... Also I never iferred that I wanted to be a "main" character anyway. I just want to be loved. *weeps*

Maybe more like a cameo, like what you said. And don't worry, the character I would submit won't be me either. *scorn*

That is IF you do a sequel...
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RedMaverickZero · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:44 am Post subject:

Hey, Shadowiii, if you do make another one. I might be persuaded to use my character Rachel from Halloween Quest. Even though she's spoken for *cough cough Halloween Quest 2 cough cough*. It'd be funnier to see even more characters we all recognize.
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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

105 downloads, and it hasn't been a week. Wow. This calls for a celebration---> :flamedevil: :flamedevil: :flamedevil:
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