Castle Paradox

IT'S THAT PURPLE ATTACK, ISN'T IT?! GRRR, that attack was designed to be challenging for me, and it's definitely the hardest attack in the demo. The 3 attacks following it are quite a bit easier in ...

Naw, I'm still just lurking.

Here is a website I've been reading for a long time, and I feel I ought to share it with you kids. It's a wiki for all kinds of cliches, references, and examples from ...

YOU ARE ONE WEEK LATE.

What did I say? What did I just say? Gah, this is so not funny, I'm reverting back to Groucho Marx quotes.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who ...

For the next month, Meatballsub gets my vote because I have a soft spot for Chris Farley.

Things have changed since my last post. Project Paradox is most likely going to be changed into a Castlevania-style adventure and Blow Stuff Up is more my "main" project right now. Though ...

We won't be having any of those shenanigans this year. No, no, no...

And now, it's time to reveal today's secret woid:

http://machu.castleparadox.com/DIEDIE.jpg

It's pronounced like this:

http://machu.castleparadox.com/DIEDIE.wav

(Maybe I should've made another joke account for the Groucho Marx quotes...)

Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.

JARS, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Gentlemen, JARS here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really IS an idiot.

That does it, I can't take you kids seriously anymore.

Why, I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

The windows version has a graphical version, called "tiled", I believe.

I just tried it. I died immediatly trying to ride the horse I started with and apparantly slipped and fell off twi ...

I just wanted to let you kids know about the closest I could find:

Paint.NET appears to be decently featured, and it's got keyboard shortcuts and most importantly, the cursor keys move the mouse po ...