Castle Paradox

What do you give a blind, deaf and dumb kid for christmas?
cancer.

How does a preist get a Nun pregnant?
You dress her up like an alter boy.

what is the differance between a pickup full of ...

while an alien probed him.

Just a girl playing a guitar.

Drawn with mechanical pencil, colored in photoshop. BG also made in photoshop.

let me know what you guys think about my drawing style, coloring style, and the overa ...

One of three characters i came up with. this one wields dual chakrams. i redesignd her hair...dont ask what she looked like before. i drew this quick last night out of boredom...and i plan to draw her ...

...by the anal rapist (Jeff) in the jail shower.

if your lucky, if not it gets you 10.

And father time wept as he discovered he'd have yet another child to raise.

and Mr. Rogers came and started killing people.

Thats when Jackson stepped up to be the hero.

apparently the 11 news was cancelled so noone knew the zombies were attacking.

Yeah, you know you want some of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/The_Desert_Tiger/art/DarkWoman.jpg

but you cant have any.

Yeah, completly done in photoshop with a wacom tabl ...

Okay, i'm friends with Leroy Leo...he got me here...and for a week or two all i've done is post in that neverending story thing. Ha ha ha!

Well, i dont make games, i dont even know what program it is, ...

Incuding one dressed as a mall santa, who proceeded to attack the child.

...and then on hoping the zombie would dissappear as a figment of his imagination.

When the lights went on, a zombie could be seen coming out of the shadows.