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To take a simple game engine and mold it lovingly into a powerful word processor is no simple feat. To do it at the height of Divine Bovine's 528 hour contest in the blistering cold of February 2002, 2 days shy of your fourteenth birthday, is the stuff that legends are made out of. Some men claimed it was obsolete. Some men claimed it was too touchy. Some men couldn't grasp the concept of hitting Tab to type a J. But the winds of time silenced these men. At the end of the day, all that remained was a boy and his word processor. Six long years later, that boy has become a man, and his word processor has grown up with him. Unlike the past, mistakes can be erased. Unlike a boy, when a man asks for a J, a J is what he receives. Even the capacity of that grand monument to a young lad's courage has nearly doubled, large enough to contain 6 years worth of wisdom. Some men may still call it obsolete. Some men may protest at the deletion of their A's. In 2014, these men will still be eating processed words. -Bambi Kissinger, Department Chief, Department of English Literature, Emili Detten College for Women

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