Powered by OHR, the world's safest Alarm Clock program! 99.9% effective! Simple 6 button interface let's you quickly enter the time, and when you want to get up! After that, sit back, get some rest, and we'll tell you when you've had enough!
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You enter the time: No chance for mistakes, unlike OTHER alarm clock programs on the market!
Bonus feature let's you know what day it is! Perfect for guys with wives or girlfriends! The elderly! Even stoners will never have an excuse for not knowing the date again!
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