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Help Wanted |  |
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By: Eagtile Homepage: None Download: 65 KB Reviewed by: P |
Don't expect flashy graphics from Help Wanted, instead expect a short storyline that will leave you enjoying every minute after the first. Donald, a 16 year-old wants to buy a car, and thus gets a job at one of those low level peon jobs that every 16 year-old gets. Of course, his new life will entail a deadly kitchen, undead preservatives, and a boss from hell that treats Donald with no respect. Unfortunately, Donald may respond with >=( or other faces within conversations. If you can survive those daunting newbieisms, you'll enjoy what this game has to offer. I couldn't avoid grinning as I watched Donald's arsenal of weap- er... toppings grow while ghosts pelted him with giant MOO's. The battles aren't hard, but they're not incredibly easy. Hooray for pineapples! At first, I was slightly disappointed that the game ended so quickly, yet deep down, I knew it was the perfect length. The ending left me laughing, a smile affixed to my face long after the game had ended.
Scores:
| Graphics: Graphics are not the best here, but the artistic style is well-maintained through the whole game. | |
| Music: Once again, I have no bam-playing abilities. Next category! | |
| Storyline: Help Wanted tells it like it is. Relive what it's like to be 16... unless you're younger than that. In that case, take a look at what's to come! | |
| Gameplay: Some of the most entertaining battles of my life! ...and they're not overused, either! Hero speed of 10 really helped the game. | |
| Overall (Not an average score): If you have 30 minutes and an open mind, sit down and play through this tale. It's definitely not one to pass up! |
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